Insomnia

I'm tellin you guys, when insomnia hits, you can forget about counting sheep, cuz it aint gonna help! Suck! This is the third night in a row that I haven't slept very well at ALL!! Today it was about 4 am on the dot when my body decided it was time to wake-y wake-y! Do you know how much that sucks?! (Sorry - my grandma would be really mad if she knew I kept on saying stuff sucks - SUCK SUCK SUCK! jk grandma)

So now it's about 20 to 7 and my body is saying,.... well, ok, maybe you can go try to take a nap now that you've watched the end of a law and order, the apprentice finally and messed around with your email and various blogs. Oh wait!! But that's right! Your husband should be up any second and you decided to take him to work so you could have the car today!! Well, I guess that means no more sleep for you! Shucks, maybe next time! BLAH!

I know... this is all my body's evil way of getting back at me for sleeping too much last week. Heaven forbid I actually get a NORMAL amount of sleep for once! I've got enough messed up health problems as it is! Why the crap can't I just SLEEP like a normal person! Maybe because no one ever seems to sleep normally anymore... who knows.

Just in case you think this is just an over reaction to a one time occurrence, oh no! There I go, sleeping like a baby for a month or so at a time then WHAM! 2, 3, ... 10 days in a row, and I don't once make it through the night. ... SUCK! (sorry gram)