ENGI-NERDS - Is it possible to UNDERSTAND them?

I wasn't sure it was possible, untill my friend sent me a GREAT Email. I'm only going to include the first 3, but for those of you who know my husband, or any other engineers... well, I think you'll enjoy :) The first one is a little risque, but as it illustrates the compleate geek-dom of some engineers... though I have to say # 3 make me laugh out LOUD thinking of my joey ;) Not at ALL that he's insensitive... just... an engineer :) Love you baby! Hope you all Enjoy!

Understanding Engineers - Take One
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Understanding Engineers - Take Two

To the optimist, the glass is half full.

To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.

To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Understanding Engineers - Take Three

A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"

The priest said, "Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."He said, "Hello, George! what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"

The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firefighters.They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime." The group fell silent for a moment.

The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."

The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see i f there's anything he can do for them."

The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

Oooo - soo PURRRRRDY!

Ok, so kinda wierd, but I REALLY Like FKPs and these are some of their rocken new designs!

Oh Silver Handbag, where have you been all my life?!

Going to the Pound

So last week Tues I started driving toward Las Vegas so that my little sister could finally meet her puppy. We had a great time, had lunch at a little Mexican restaurant and spend time chilling at a hotel while CiCi and LaLa played with the puppies. Even the trip home started out ok until.... I pulled off to get gas about 80 miles from Provo. I got back on the freeway and got into a groove,

snacking and listening to music, frequently looking at how LONG I had been driving instead of checking in what DIRECTION! Since it was pitch dark out and signs are extreemly sporatic, it was almost 35 MILES before I realized I was going the wrong way! SUCK! Of course, that meant I sped up the setting on the cruise control... which, in turn lead to my ticket. You know, people drive that strip at 15-20 over at I was doing a measly 11 over! Where's the justice?! I guess Joey gets to do the distance driving for a while!

PUPPIES!!

Ok, so they're not mine, but since they're my brother's and sister's puppies, and the dark one (Boom) puked on me yesterday, I think I can claim some sort of kinship to them! :) I have zillions more where this one came from, so if any of you puppy fanatics would like to see more, just let me know and I will post 'em!

Good thing for Joe I'm alergic... though I haven't really had a reaction to them yet.... hmmmmmm... ;)